Road fails to develop potholes – Contractor blacklisted
Kampala. Local construction companies and consultants cutting across ideological and political divide have joined forces to denounce and suggest the immediate blacklisting of a Kampala based contractor for constructing a…
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The National Budget has not gone down well with most Ugandans and Ugandan men have come…
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KCCA to set up Pick-pocket Recuperation Centers
In a major move aimed at securing a moral victory over pick-pockets in downtown Kampala, the Kampala City Council Authority (KCCA) is planning to set…
Rats in Parliament lose hearing sensation
Kampala. Mulago doctors have found that rats (rodents, not human beings) living…
Army could be called in to rescue falling Ugandan Shilling
Kampala. Latest reports coming from various unreliable corners suggest that the Army has been…
Researcher asks citizens to go easy on beans after concerns over coronavirus spreading through farts
In yet another announcement related to coronavirus, a local reseracher today asked…
Parents meet to draft stringent Application form for their daughters
The Uganda Parents Association of Uganda (UPAU) met last Saturday at Tigeress…
Kampala resident breaks long jump national record while trying to jump over pothole
Kampala: 32 yr old Odong James from Nsambya created history in Uganda yesterday when he broke the almost 50 yr old national long jump record of Fidelis Ndyabagye. Odong jumped over a 10 meters…
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Kampala — Gesticulating wildly while preaching on Romans 8:17 Thursday, Pastor John Okello accidentally struck…
Makerere University Students Put Under Quarantine After Exposure To Library Book
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The super rich Mukiga man’s fate
This Mukiga man after selling tonnes of Irish potatoes in Kampala, buys a sleek bullet-proof Mercedes Benz and on his way…
Embarrassed Woman Sneaks Out Of House Early Morning After Sex With Husband
“I had a few too many drinks last night and made a huge mistake. Now he’s going to get the…
The new Job titles of today’s generation
Finding a decent job in Uganda is quite a hassle and after getting one, some of us need a decent…
Man loses iPhone, blames URA
With an effort to keep the momentum of the anti-government corruption movement going, the members of…
Corruption distances self from protest march to parliament
In an unprecedented move today, Corruption officially distanced itself from a large-scale protest march headed…
NRM and FDC shirts clash inside basin, situation tense
Two t-shirts, a yellow one from the NRM and a blue one from the FDC…
Chicken strike over use of eggs by Easter Bunnies
The Uganda Layers Association (ULA) has threatened to stage a demonstration against the Easter bunnies…
Research: This Article Successfully Pads Out Content Quota
KAMPALA — According to a new report released Friday, this article, the one you are currently reading, has successfully padded…
Teary-Eyed Money Lenders Proudly Watch As 900M Assets Swear in as MPs
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UGANDA — Parents across the nation have expressed their worry, fear, and shock at having to raise their own children…
Tensions run high as wife utters name of ex during love making
Najeera. In a major relationship gaffe, Sharon Namubiru, 29, blurted out the name of her ex-boyfriend last night when she…
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Bed bugs traumatized as NRM MPs fight for bed in Kyankwanzi
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Every motorist to swear in the name of God before bribing Police
Corrupt Traffic cops in Uganda have decided to seek divine help. Any motorist bribing them will be asked to first…
Local Father Pretends To Understand Son’s Math Homework
Kampala — While helping his son with his P4 math homework Monday afternoon, local father Byaruhanga Dickson pretended to understand…
Ugandan TV viewers bored of old scams, demand new and interesting ones
With the news in media recently restricted to a few scams by politicians, Ugandans have demanded that there better be some…
USA attacks Ministry of Health
The spokesman of Uganda Smokers Association (USA) has strongly condemned what they are calling below the belt tactics by the Ministry of Health to taint their image and have called for an…
Corruption distances self from protest march to parliament
In an unprecedented move today, Corruption officially distanced itself from a large-scale protest march headed towards Parliament. Speaking at an exclusive press conference, Mr. Corruption declared that he had "nothing…
The womaniser’s guide to post-coital etiquette
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Horrified man discovers going to bed early makes him less tired following day
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Breaking: All Of Uganda’s Problems Solved Overnight While You Were Sleeping
KAMPALA—In a string of overwhelming and unexpected successes, all of the uganda’s problems, from corruption to disease to high costs of living, were reportedly solved while you slept, with each…
Makerere University Students Put Under Quarantine After Exposure To Library Book
Makerere University — Warning that the dangerous contaminant could have easily killed someone if the proper precautions had not been taken, students at Uganda's oldest university were reportedly locked in…
Kampala Meat Packers Hires Assassins To Quietly Slaughter Cows In Their Sleep
Industrial Area - Addressing the need to incorporate more humane practices at its facilities, management at Meat Parkers announced Thursday that it had hired assassins to quietly slaughter cows in…
Landlord Informs Tenants He’s Increasing Endless Economic Anxiety By 200K
KAMPALA — Blaming the change on factors like inflation and steep URA taxes that were out of his control, local landlord Byakagaba Andrew reportedly informed his tenants Monday that he…
Trip Organizer Forced To Remove Sober Client From Road Trip Bus
KAMPALA — After management of a road trip around dubbed Uganda 360 escorted a passenger off the trip bus and charged him with orderly conduct, FlySafaris, a travel agent has…
Child Putting On Whole Show For Woman Whom Single Dad Will Only Bang Twice
KAMPALA — In a wasted effort to tug at the heartstrings of a woman his father had brought back to their home, sources reported Thursday that local child Jerry Kiwanuka,…
Kampala’s Potholes in a state of panic as KCCA Threatens to Fix Them
Kampala potholes have received information that KCCA is planning to fix them soon. This has caused a state of panic among the potholes, as they struggle to understand what has…
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