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In a major move aimed at securing a moral victory over pick-pockets in downtown Kampala, the Kampala City Council Authority (KCCA) is planning to set…
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Kampala - Corrupt Politicians in Uganda vowed yesterday they will not be…
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Pregnancy – Muganda vs Mukiga Woman
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What if it were a Ugandan Airplane that had disappeared?
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Kampala City Potholes Welcome 2023 in Style
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Pastor Accidentally Punches Self, Knocks Teeth Out While Preaching
Kampala — Gesticulating wildly while preaching on Romans 8:17 Thursday, Pastor John Okello accidentally struck himself in the face with…
Kaloli birds to get flying toilets after President orders relocation
Following reports that the days of scavenger birds commonly known as Kalooli at State House Nakasero are numbered following an…
Safe to take bribes again, conclude corrupt people
After lying low for several months as the mood of the nation was strictly against corruption and fraud, the dishonest…
Woman Hopes Husband Listened Closely To Pastor’s Sermon On Self-Righteousness
Ntinda, Kampala — Local woman Namakula Rachel told KiwaniPost on Sunday she hopes her husband…
The evolution of Kampala Rapists
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Man detained for blindly following traffic rules in Kampala
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HR admins to approach Election losers for degree verification and background checks on new employees
HR managers in Uganda have decided to seek services of election losers for education certificate verifications because they are very…
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Every motorist to swear in the name of God before bribing Police
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Telecom users allowed to step out during lockdown in search of Network – Government
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Man arrested for failure to handover TV remote to wife after Fifa Worldcup
A Ugandan man who had confiscated the TV remote from his wife during the FIFA world Cup 2014 in Brazil…
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Woman Hopes Husband Listened Closely To Pastor’s Sermon On Self-Righteousness
Ntinda, Kampala — Local woman Namakula Rachel told KiwaniPost on Sunday she hopes her husband Kasozi Andrew listened closely to…
Tensions run high as wife utters name of ex during love making
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Corruption distances self from protest march to parliament
In an unprecedented move today, Corruption officially distanced itself from a large-scale protest march headed towards Parliament. Speaking at an exclusive press conference, Mr. Corruption declared that he had "nothing…
The womaniser’s guide to post-coital etiquette
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Horrified man discovers going to bed early makes him less tired following day
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Breaking: All Of Uganda’s Problems Solved Overnight While You Were Sleeping
KAMPALA—In a string of overwhelming and unexpected successes, all of the uganda’s problems, from corruption to disease to high costs of living, were reportedly solved while you slept, with each…
Makerere University Students Put Under Quarantine After Exposure To Library Book
Makerere University — Warning that the dangerous contaminant could have easily killed someone if the proper precautions had not been taken, students at Uganda's oldest university were reportedly locked in…
Kampala Meat Packers Hires Assassins To Quietly Slaughter Cows In Their Sleep
Industrial Area - Addressing the need to incorporate more humane practices at its facilities, management at Meat Parkers announced Thursday that it had hired assassins to quietly slaughter cows in…
Landlord Informs Tenants He’s Increasing Endless Economic Anxiety By 200K
KAMPALA — Blaming the change on factors like inflation and steep URA taxes that were out of his control, local landlord Byakagaba Andrew reportedly informed his tenants Monday that he…
Trip Organizer Forced To Remove Sober Client From Road Trip Bus
KAMPALA — After management of a road trip around dubbed Uganda 360 escorted a passenger off the trip bus and charged him with orderly conduct, FlySafaris, a travel agent has…
Child Putting On Whole Show For Woman Whom Single Dad Will Only Bang Twice
KAMPALA — In a wasted effort to tug at the heartstrings of a woman his father had brought back to their home, sources reported Thursday that local child Jerry Kiwanuka,…
Kampala’s Potholes in a state of panic as KCCA Threatens to Fix Them
Kampala potholes have received information that KCCA is planning to fix them soon. This has caused a state of panic among the potholes, as they struggle to understand what has…
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