Chicken strike over use of eggs by Easter Bunnies
The Uganda Layers Association (ULA) has threatened to stage a demonstration against the Easter bunnies over the use of eggs for Human entertainment on Easter. The chicken say that the…
Headlines
Your Trusted Source for Accurate and Timely Updates!
Most Read This Week
Ugandan TV viewers bored of old scams, demand new and interesting ones
With the news in media recently restricted to a few scams by politicians, Ugandans have demanded…
Woman Hopes Husband Listened Closely To Pastor’s Sermon On Self-Righteousness
Ntinda, Kampala — Local woman Namakula Rachel told KiwaniPost on Sunday she hopes her husband…
KCCA to set up Pick-pocket Recuperation Centers
In a major move aimed at securing a moral victory over pick-pockets in downtown Kampala,…
Rats in Parliament lose hearing sensation
Kampala. Mulago doctors have found that rats (rodents, not human beings) living in the Ugandan…
Latest News
Rules of my future woman
So you think you got rules? .. check out what this man has in his "rule book" for his wife. 1. My woman isn’t allowed…
Co-workers shocked to see fellow employee appear happy on a Monday morning
Kampala. Employees of a popular newspaper were shocked to find one among…
Trip Organizer Forced To Remove Sober Client From Road Trip Bus
KAMPALA — After management of a road trip around dubbed Uganda 360…
The new Job titles of today’s generation
Finding a decent job in Uganda is quite a hassle and after…
Criminals Dispute Uganda Police Crime Report
KAMPALA — Uganda Police Force’s recently released monthly crime report has incensed…
7 bad habbits of men trying to impress a Girl
This guide is written for guys, who want a girl, but end up making a fool out of themselves. The tips are all from personal experience and bear no resemblance…
Just for You
Bodaboda arrested for stopping at Zebra crossing
Kampala Road bodaboda cyclist, Kasozi Paul was this morning arrested in the middle of a busy…
Five batshit things to wake up in the night and worry about
SLEEPING a bit too well at the moment? Here are five mad and pointless questions…
Pregnancy – Muganda vs Mukiga Woman
Alot has been said about baganda and bakiga women. Baganda have been termed as being…
NRM and FDC shirts clash inside basin, situation tense
Two t-shirts, a yellow one from the NRM and a blue one from the FDC…
Criminals Dispute Uganda Police Crime Report
KAMPALA — Uganda Police Force’s recently released monthly crime report has incensed ccriminals across Uganda who have come forward to…
Landlord Informs Tenants He’s Increasing Endless Economic Anxiety By 200K
KAMPALA — Blaming the change on factors like inflation and steep URA taxes that were out of his control, local…
Passengers encouraged to pray before boarding
In wake of another report highlighting the increase of road accidents in Uganda, Government has decided to encourage passengers to pray…
Government to launch mid-day snooze scheme for public offices
Kampala. Following the embarrassing photos of Ugandan MPs and Ministers sleeping during duty, government has decided to implement mid-day snooze…
Uganda Police creates Squad to save new year resolutions from being broken
Every year, millions and millions of innocent resolutions die in their infancy. Many unfortunate poor…
Telecom Customer Care executive fired after solving problem in less than 3 minutes
A customer care executive from a leading Telecom company in Uganda has been fired from…
Trip Organizer Forced To Remove Sober Client From Road Trip Bus
KAMPALA — After management of a road trip around dubbed Uganda 360 escorted a passenger…
Coworkers On Zoom Trapped In Infinite Loop Of Telling Each Other ‘Oh Sorry, No, Go Ahead’
Kampala—Coworkers at a local advertising firm CTA Space remained trapped in an infinite loop of…
Man loses iPhone, blames URA
With an effort to keep the momentum of the anti-government corruption movement going, the members of Opposition held protests outside Uganda…
Bed bugs traumatized as NRM MPs fight for bed in Kyankwanzi
A group of four of us were sucking blood from some juicy female MP on bed number 36 and we…
Top Writers
Must Read
Telephone Conversation – Men Vs Women
Telephone conversations can mask alot when on call but it is all let out once the call ends. Telephone Conversation…
Car Alarm Sick Of Being Yelled At For Doing Its Job
KAMPALA — Voicing anger over what it described as a severely hostile work environment, a local car alarm announced Monday…
Telecom Customer Faints on Finding Internet Data Still Intact After 3 Minutes
A telecom company has created a record of a kind by not eating up a customer’s internet immediately after activation.…
Weekend Office Party Leaves Employee with Stiff Stretched Lips
Okiror kept on smiling at them and laughing at their jokes for five hours continuously, something doctors suspect of having…
Most Read
Parents meet to draft stringent Application form for their daughters
The Uganda Parents Association of Uganda (UPAU) met last Saturday at Tigeress Hotel in Kampala to share ideas on how…
KCCA sues politicians for blocking city sewer
Kampala politicians,a force that pokes it's nose in every thing in city affairs has thrown normal life out of gear…
Kampala City Potholes Welcome 2023 in Style
As the New Year's Eve celebrations began, the potholes of around Kampala city gathered together to ring in the new…
KCCA to set up Pick-pocket Recuperation Centers
In a major move aimed at securing a moral victory over pick-pockets in downtown Kampala, the Kampala City Council Authority…
Local Father Pretends To Understand Son’s Math Homework
Kampala — While helping his son with his P4 math homework Monday afternoon, local father Byaruhanga Dickson pretended to understand…
Little Johnny discovers “Holy Shit”, writes to Kiwani Post
Dear Kiwani Post, I am writing to you to let you know that I’ve discovered “holy shit”! I had always wondered what was ‘holy shit’ when I used to hear…
Woman Still Expects Ex To Fix Her Wifi, Listen To Work Drama
Ivan and I agreed that nothing should change just because we broke up,” Tracy said, eating her Rolex with nyanya mbisi. So obviously, he’ll still come over to fix my…
Money Lenders Mourn Lost Opportunity to Fund Next Pope’s Election
The disappointment stems from the Vatican’s strict rules on papal elections, which inexplicably forbid bribery, extortion, or last-minute "financial motivation" for votes. This has left Ugandan lenders confused and offended.
Fake Academic Paper Holders Urge Calm Amidst Mass Verification
Kampala, Uganda* – In what can only be described as the least surprising scandal of the decade, Kampala District has been thrown into chaos after an ongoing probe exposed a…
I’ve Been Through Hell! – Mathias Walukagga’s Left Hand Speaks Out
Kiwani Post managed to secure an exclusive interview with the hand, which spoke to us through a series of interpretive gestures and Morse code taps on a nearby table.
Criminals Dispute Uganda Police Crime Report
KAMPALA — Uganda Police Force’s recently released monthly crime report has incensed ccriminals across Uganda who have come forward to dispute the findings, claiming they have been “on their best…
EC Voter Register Update – Ghost Voters Demand Inclusion: ‘We Have Rights Too!’
In a surprising twist to Uganda’s electoral preparations, a group of self-proclaimed “ghost voters” has come forward to express their frustration at being excluded from the ongoing update of the…
Relax, I’m Just Here for the Vibes!’ – Ebola virus downplays USA travel advisory
In a groundbreaking and slightly unsettling turn of events, Ebola has granted an exclusive interview to Kiwani Post to address the recent travel advisories issued by the USA and the…
Corruption distances self from protest march to parliament
In an unprecedented move today, Corruption officially distanced itself from a large-scale protest march headed towards Parliament. Speaking at an exclusive press conference, Mr. Corruption declared that he had "nothing…
The womaniser’s guide to post-coital etiquette
ARE you a man confused by how much time you should waste after sex cuddling? Chauvinist and self-appointed ‘God’s gift to women’ Wayne Hayes explains.
Horrified man discovers going to bed early makes him less tired following day
I’d never have guessed I could eradicate my tiredness by not being tired. It still doesn’t make much sense to me but I’d recommend it to anyone.
Mini Games
Wordle
Guess words from 4 to 11 letters and create your own puzzles.
Letter Boxed
Create words using letters around the square.
Magic Tiles
Match elements and keep your chain going.
Chess Reply
Play Historic chess games.