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Accept my apology for shagging your best friend and emptying the joint account, man tells wife
Brian Isabirye informed wife Diana he deserves credit for coming clean after the Whatsapp messages, bank statements, CCTV…
Weekend Office Party Leaves Employee with Stiff Stretched Lips
Okiror kept on smiling at them and laughing at their jokes for five hours continuously, something doctors suspect…
Embarrassed Woman Sneaks Out Of House Early Morning After Sex With Husband
“I had a few too many drinks last night and made a huge mistake. Now he’s going to…
Little Johnny discovers “Holy Shit”, writes to Kiwani Post
Dear Kiwani Post, I am writing to you to let you know that I’ve discovered “holy shit”! I…
Horrified woman forgets to tell social media she’s had her Covid jab
A WOMAN who has just joined thousands of Ugandans in having her Covid vaccine is mortified she forgot…
Your guide to giving a bullshit business presentation
CALLED upon to give a presentation at work? Here’s how to hit the right note of business bullshit…
How to be a WhatsApp dickhead
RESEARCH shows that most adults now spend 100 per cent of their day titting about on WhatsApp. Here’s…
Five batshit things to wake up in the night and worry about
SLEEPING a bit too well at the moment? Here are five mad and pointless questions that are sure…
Parents Worried They’ll Have To Raise Their Own Children As Schools Shut Down
UGANDA — Parents across the nation have expressed their worry, fear, and shock at having to raise their…
Man Who Just Reads News And Social Media All Day Unsure Why He’s So Depressed
NAJEERA, KAMPALA — Local Christian man Jacob Byabakama gets up in the morning and does his daily devotionals…
Car Alarm Sick Of Being Yelled At For Doing Its Job
KAMPALA — Voicing anger over what it described as a severely hostile work environment, a local car alarm…
Research: This Article Successfully Pads Out Content Quota
KAMPALA — According to a new report released Friday, this article, the one you are currently reading, has…
Pastor Accidentally Punches Self, Knocks Teeth Out While Preaching
Kampala — Gesticulating wildly while preaching on Romans 8:17 Thursday, Pastor John Okello accidentally struck himself in the…
Woman Hopes Husband Listened Closely To Pastor’s Sermon On Self-Righteousness
Ntinda, Kampala — Local woman Namakula Rachel told KiwaniPost on Sunday she hopes her husband Kasozi Andrew listened…
Rookie Move: Non-Tithe Giver Makes Eye Contact With Church Usher
Kampala - In a costly rookie move for the relatively new churchgoers, local man Odong Robert and his…