How to be a WhatsApp dickhead
RESEARCH shows that most adults now spend 100 per cent of their day titting about on WhatsApp. Hereâs how to make sure youâre being a real dick about it: Turn…
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Safe to take bribes again, conclude corrupt people
After lying low for several months as the mood of the nation was strictly against corruption and fraud, the dishonest bureaucrats and politicians have now concluded that coast was clear
Five nightmare wankers you’ll end up sat next to on a Uganda Airlines plane
GOING on holiday aboard Uganda Airlines? Prepare yourself to endure five hours stuck next to one of these utter arseholes.
Elections should run every year – Money Lenders
A group of money lenders has written to the Electoral Commission today and asked them to conduct elections every year instead of holding them every 5 years.
Electricity fails to go off during heavy rains
In a bizarre development, electricity in and around the city was found on without any load shedding even during heavy downpours and energy experts have narrowed it down to a…
Speeding bodaboda cyclist launches into space after hitting pothole
A speeding bodaboda cyclist has been launched into space after hitting a gaping pothole in downtown Kampala
Tensions run high as wife utters name of ex during love making
Najeera. In a major relationship gaffe, Sharon Namubiru, 29, blurted out the name of her ex-boyfriend last night when she was in a passionate union with Ivan Twine, 34, her…
Accept my apology for shagging your best friend and emptying the joint account, man tells wife
Brian Isabirye informed wife Diana he deserves credit for coming clean after the Whatsapp messages, bank statements, CCTV footage and phone nudes were discovered
Weekend Office Party Leaves Employee with Stiff Stretched Lips
Okiror kept on smiling at them and laughing at their jokes for five hours continuously, something doctors suspect of having stiffened his facial muscles.
Embarrassed Woman Sneaks Out Of House Early Morning After Sex With Husband
âI had a few too many drinks last night and made a huge mistake. Now heâs going to get the wrong idea and think it was something more than just…
Little Johnny discovers âHoly Shitâ, writes to Kiwani Post
Dear Kiwani Post, I am writing to you to let you know that Iâve discovered âholy shitâ! I had always wondered what was âholy shitâ when I used to hear…
Horrified woman forgets to tell social media she’s had her Covid jab
A WOMAN who has just joined thousands of Ugandans in having her Covid vaccine is mortified she forgot to share her special news on social media.
Your guide to giving a bullshit business presentation
CALLED upon to give a presentation at work? Hereâs how to hit the right note of business bullshit to drive the company drones wild. Kick off with an abysmal joke…
How to be a WhatsApp dickhead
RESEARCH shows that most adults now spend 100 per cent of their day titting about on WhatsApp. Hereâs how to make sure youâre being a real dick about it: Turn…
Five batshit things to wake up in the night and worry about
SLEEPING a bit too well at the moment? Here are five mad and pointless questions that are sure to keep you up all night. What if I have a symptomless…
Oldest Kampala city pothole turns 18
The heart of Kampala has a pothole that happened to have turned 18 years yesterday and a grand birthday party was made in its honor by the city authorities. The…
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