Researcher asks citizens to go easy on beans after concerns over coronavirus spreading through farts
In yet another announcement related to coronavirus, a local reseracher today asked citizens to avoid eating beans after concerns over coronavirus spreading through farts. The remarks came after unconfirmed reports…
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UGANDA — Parents across the nation have expressed their worry, fear, and shock at having to raise their own children now that government has temporarily shut down schools. Those who…
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Kampala — Gesticulating wildly while preaching on Romans 8:17 Thursday, Pastor John Okello accidentally struck himself in the face with a powerful blow, bloodying his mouth and knocking at least…
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Family Looks Forward To New Church Solving All Their Problems
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Telecom users allowed to step out during lockdown in search of Network – Government
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Researcher asks citizens to go easy on beans after concerns over coronavirus spreading through farts
In yet another announcement related to coronavirus, a local reseracher today asked citizens to avoid eating beans after concerns over coronavirus spreading through farts. The remarks came after unconfirmed reports…
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