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Your guide to giving a bullshit business presentation
CALLED upon to give a presentation at work? Here’s how to hit…
How to be a WhatsApp dickhead
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Five batshit things to wake up in the night and worry about
SLEEPING a bit too well at the moment? Here are five mad…
Oldest Kampala city pothole turns 18
The heart of Kampala has a pothole that happened to have turned…
Parents Worried They’ll Have To Raise Their Own Children As Schools Shut Down
UGANDA — Parents across the nation have expressed their worry, fear, and…
Man Who Just Reads News And Social Media All Day Unsure Why He’s So Depressed
NAJEERA, KAMPALA — Local Christian man Jacob Byabakama gets up in the…
Car Alarm Sick Of Being Yelled At For Doing Its Job
KAMPALA — Voicing anger over what it described as a severely hostile…
Research: This Article Successfully Pads Out Content Quota
KAMPALA — According to a new report released Friday, this article, the…
Pastor Accidentally Punches Self, Knocks Teeth Out While Preaching
Kampala — Gesticulating wildly while preaching on Romans 8:17 Thursday, Pastor John…
Woman Hopes Husband Listened Closely To Pastor’s Sermon On Self-Righteousness
Ntinda, Kampala — Local woman Namakula Rachel told KiwaniPost on Sunday she…
Rookie Move: Non-Tithe Giver Makes Eye Contact With Church Usher
Kampala - In a costly rookie move for the relatively new churchgoers,…
Local Father Pretends To Understand Son’s Math Homework
Kampala — While helping his son with his P4 math homework Monday…
As Lockdown ends, Churches Having To Remind People To Put On Pants
Kampala — Some churches across the nation have begun reopening, but church…
Churches Scramble To Widen Doorways As Sheep Return From Lockdown 50kgs Heavier
Kampala — Several churches in Uganda are being forced to widen their…
Coworkers On Zoom Trapped In Infinite Loop Of Telling Each Other ‘Oh Sorry, No, Go Ahead’
Kampala—Coworkers at a local advertising firm CTA Space remained trapped in an…