Man detained for blindly following traffic rules in Kampala
An unidentified 30-year-old male has been detained by Kampala Traffic Police for suspicious behavior after he was caught following all the traffic rules on Entebbe Road in Kampala.
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UGANDA — Parents across the nation have expressed their worry, fear, and shock at having to raise their own children now that government has temporarily shut down schools. Those who…
Man Who Just Reads News And Social Media All Day Unsure Why He’s So Depressed
NAJEERA, KAMPALA — Local Christian man Jacob Byabakama gets up in the morning and does his daily devotionals on Facebook, Twitter, and his favorite local news sites. This time of…
Car Alarm Sick Of Being Yelled At For Doing Its Job
KAMPALA — Voicing anger over what it described as a severely hostile work environment, a local car alarm announced Monday that it was fed up with being yelled at for…
Research: This Article Successfully Pads Out Content Quota
KAMPALA — According to a new report released Friday, this article, the one you are currently reading, has successfully padded out Kiwani Post’s daily content quota and is expected to…
Pastor Accidentally Punches Self, Knocks Teeth Out While Preaching
Kampala — Gesticulating wildly while preaching on Romans 8:17 Thursday, Pastor John Okello accidentally struck himself in the face with a powerful blow, bloodying his mouth and knocking at least…
Woman Hopes Husband Listened Closely To Pastor’s Sermon On Self-Righteousness
Ntinda, Kampala — Local woman Namakula Rachel told KiwaniPost on Sunday she hopes her husband Kasozi Andrew listened closely to their pastor’s sermon on self-righteousness. The sermon, taken from Matthew…
Rookie Move: Non-Tithe Giver Makes Eye Contact With Church Usher
Kampala - In a costly rookie move for the relatively new churchgoers, local man Odong Robert and his wife Joan made prolonged eye contact with the usher at Pass The…
Local Father Pretends To Understand Son’s Math Homework
Kampala — While helping his son with his P4 math homework Monday afternoon, local father Byaruhanga Dickson pretended to understand the convoluted series of steps the standards utilized to do…
As Lockdown ends, Churches Having To Remind People To Put On Pants
Kampala — Some churches across the nation have begun reopening, but church officials are running into a problem as many customers sheep are forgetting to put on pants. Having grown…
Churches Scramble To Widen Doorways As Sheep Return From Lockdown 50kgs Heavier
Kampala — Several churches in Uganda are being forced to widen their doors so returning customers sheep can fit through them as they enter. Churches rushed to widen their doorways…
Coworkers On Zoom Trapped In Infinite Loop Of Telling Each Other ‘Oh Sorry, No, Go Ahead’
Kampala—Coworkers at a local advertising firm CTA Space remained trapped in an infinite loop of telling one another “Oh sorry, no, go ahead,” during a morning Zoom meeting, sources confirmed…
Bodaboda Accident Ruled Death By Coronavirus
KAMPALA — Dickson Okellor, a resident of Kireka was tragically killed in a motorcycle accident yesterday. His death was quickly ruled death by coronavirus by medical experts. Okello wasn't tested…
Family Looks Forward To New Church Solving All Their Problems
KAMPALA — The Mukasa family has had lots of problems at the local church they've attended for the past five years, from nonstop offering baskets to sermons that make them…
Telecom users allowed to step out during lockdown in search of Network – Government
Kampala: With the curfew and lockdown across the Uganda still in place, Government is repeatedly advising non-essential workers to stay at home and observe the directives by Ministry of Health.…
Researcher asks citizens to go easy on beans after concerns over coronavirus spreading through farts
In yet another announcement related to coronavirus, a local reseracher today asked citizens to avoid eating beans after concerns over coronavirus spreading through farts. The remarks came after unconfirmed reports…
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