Corrupt Policemen announce massive discounts on bribes this festive season
The Uganda Corrupt Police Network (CPN) has announced a 50% off on all bribes this festive season to thank all their customers for the loyalty and support especially during trying…
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Cows demand to be next Ugandan President
Mbarara; As the next Presidential elections in Uganda 2016 come closer, various Cow groups in Uganda have demanded that a cow be nominated as the next president of the Banana…
Government set to implement “one family, one idiot” policy
Kampala. In the wake of President Museveni branding a section of individuals including Members of Parliament "Idiots and Fools", Uganda is set to copy China’s “one-child” policy by introducing a…
Rats in Parliament lose hearing sensation
Kampala. Mulago doctors have found that rats (rodents, not human beings) living in the Ugandan Parliament have been suffering from hearing loss. The shocking truth was discovered by a group…
7 bad habbits of men trying to impress a Girl
This guide is written for guys, who want a girl, but end up making a fool out of themselves. The tips are all from personal experience and bear no resemblance…
Man detained for blindly following traffic rules in Kampala
An unidentified 30-year-old male has been detained by Kampala Traffic Police for suspicious behavior after he was caught following all the traffic rules on Entebbe Road in Kampala.
Kololo Dogs express shock at unhygienic habits of Katwe dogs
The Kampala Urban Dogs Association (KUDA) has expressed shock at media reports suggesting that dogs mainly from the slum areas of the city were practicing unhygienic and uncouth lifestyles. KUDA…
Adulterated fuel prices also hiked, clarifies government
Kampala. Government has clarified that the recent hike of fuel prices is applicable to all forms of fuel – leaded, unleaded, ethanol blended, and adulterated. This comes after the arrest…
Ugandan wife-beaters to fight Gaddafi’s female bodyguards
Tripoli, Libya. Libyan rebels seeking to oust the current government have recruited over 300 Ugandan men to fight alongside them in fight against Gaddafi’s army. The rebel leaders belive that Ugandan men…
Kaloli birds to get flying toilets after President orders relocation
Following reports that the days of scavenger birds commonly known as Kalooli at State House Nakasero are numbered following an order by President Yoweri Museveni to relocate them, officials from…
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