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I am not worth 37bn – Acre of land in Kisenyi speaks out
In a shocking turn of events, an acre of land in Kisenyi, downtown Kampala city…
Wife Sues Husband for not Nagging Her
A local woman has filed a lawsuit against her husband, claiming that he has failed…
Kololo Dogs express shock at unhygienic habits of Katwe dogs
The Kampala Urban Dogs Association (KUDA) has expressed shock at media reports suggesting that dogs…
Man Contracts Syphilis After Licking Dance Pole – Sues Kimansulo Club
Kampala | A 28-year-old man who has contracted syphilis after licking a dance pole has…
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Man Who Just Reads News And Social Media All Day Unsure Why He’s So Depressed
NAJEERA, KAMPALA — Local Christian man Jacob Byabakama gets up in the morning and does his daily devotionals on Facebook, Twitter, and his favorite local…
Road fails to develop potholes – Contractor blacklisted
Kampala. Local construction companies and consultants cutting across ideological and political divide…
Weekend Office Party Leaves Employee with Stiff Stretched Lips
Okiror kept on smiling at them and laughing at their jokes for…
Parents meet to draft stringent Application form for their daughters
The Uganda Parents Association of Uganda (UPAU) met last Saturday at Tigeress…
Uganda Police creates Squad to save new year resolutions from being broken
Every year, millions and millions of innocent resolutions die in their infancy.…
Researcher asks citizens to go easy on beans after concerns over coronavirus spreading through farts
In yet another announcement related to coronavirus, a local reseracher today asked citizens to avoid eating beans after concerns over coronavirus spreading through farts. The remarks came after unconfirmed reports…
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Resident fails to return home after being unable to recognize the empty roads during lockdown
Kampala. A city resident who had gone out to buy milk from across the street was…
Trip Organizer Forced To Remove Sober Client From Road Trip Bus
KAMPALA — After management of a road trip around dubbed Uganda 360 escorted a passenger…
Five nightmare wankers you’ll end up sat next to on a Uganda Airlines plane
GOING on holiday aboard Uganda Airlines? Prepare yourself to endure five hours stuck next to…
Rookie Move: Non-Tithe Giver Makes Eye Contact With Church Usher
Kampala - In a costly rookie move for the relatively new churchgoers, local man Odong Robert and his wife Joan…
We will only dilute milk with mineral water – Milk suppliers declare
Kampala - Faced with low sales and waning public confidence in locally supplied milk, milkmen in Kampala city have declared…
Workmates Shocked as Beautiful Girl Turns Out To Be A Workaholic
Initially confused about assigning a role to the new good looking girl, office team members were shocked to the core…
Man detained for blindly following traffic rules in Kampala
An unidentified 30-year-old male has been detained by Kampala Traffic Police for suspicious behavior after he was caught following all…
KCCA to set up Pick-pocket Recuperation Centers
In a major move aimed at securing a moral victory over pick-pockets in downtown Kampala,…
Man loses iPhone, blames URA
With an effort to keep the momentum of the anti-government corruption movement going, the members of…
Horrified man discovers going to bed early makes him less tired following day
I’d never have guessed I could eradicate my tiredness by not being tired. It still…
Rolex successfully fried on benches of Ministry of Public Service
Two huge rolexes (chapati and eggs) have successfully been fried on the benches warmed by…
What if it were a Ugandan Airplane that had disappeared?
The events subsequent would be as follows: 1. The media shall report the news. The government will reject the news…
41 year old Okello David lynched
Okello, from Lachampenino, walked into a Bar and aggressively shouted his order to the waiter, "Please give me half a kilo…
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Cows demand to be next Ugandan President
Mbarara; As the next Presidential elections in Uganda 2016 come closer, various Cow groups in Uganda have demanded that a…
Oldest Kampala city pothole turns 18
The heart of Kampala has a pothole that happened to have turned 18 years yesterday and a grand birthday party…
Woman fined for not facebooking during dinner date
Kampala. A 28-year-old woman (name withheld on request to avoid being shunned by men) has been fined by a the…
Resident fails to return home after being unable to recognize the empty roads during lockdown
Kampala. A city resident who had gone out to buy milk from across the street was left perplexed after he failed…
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Chicken strike over use of eggs by Easter Bunnies
The Uganda Layers Association (ULA) has threatened to stage a demonstration against the Easter bunnies over the use of eggs…
How to be a WhatsApp dickhead
RESEARCH shows that most adults now spend 100 per cent of their day titting about on WhatsApp. Here’s how to…
What if it were a Ugandan Airplane that had disappeared?
The events subsequent would be as follows: 1. The media shall report the news. The government will reject the news…
Kampala Meat Packers Hires Assassins To Quietly Slaughter Cows In Their Sleep
Industrial Area - Addressing the need to incorporate more humane practices at its facilities, management at Meat Parkers announced Thursday…
Telecom users allowed to step out during lockdown in search of Network – Government
Kampala: With the curfew and lockdown across the Uganda still in place, Government is repeatedly advising non-essential workers to stay…
Man Who Just Reads News And Social Media All Day Unsure Why He’s So Depressed
NAJEERA, KAMPALA — Local Christian man Jacob Byabakama gets up in the morning and does his daily devotionals on Facebook, Twitter, and his favorite local news sites. This time of…
EC Voter Register Update – Ghost Voters Demand Inclusion: ‘We Have Rights Too!’
In a surprising twist to Uganda’s electoral preparations, a group of self-proclaimed “ghost voters” has come forward to express their frustration at being excluded from the ongoing update of the…
Relax, I’m Just Here for the Vibes!’ – Ebola virus downplays USA travel advisory
In a groundbreaking and slightly unsettling turn of events, Ebola has granted an exclusive interview to Kiwani Post to address the recent travel advisories issued by the USA and the…
Corruption distances self from protest march to parliament
In an unprecedented move today, Corruption officially distanced itself from a large-scale protest march headed towards Parliament. Speaking at an exclusive press conference, Mr. Corruption declared that he had "nothing…
The womaniser’s guide to post-coital etiquette
ARE you a man confused by how much time you should waste after sex cuddling? Chauvinist and self-appointed ‘God’s gift to women’ Wayne Hayes explains.
Horrified man discovers going to bed early makes him less tired following day
I’d never have guessed I could eradicate my tiredness by not being tired. It still doesn’t make much sense to me but I’d recommend it to anyone.
Breaking: All Of Uganda’s Problems Solved Overnight While You Were Sleeping
KAMPALA—In a string of overwhelming and unexpected successes, all of the uganda’s problems, from corruption to disease to high costs of living, were reportedly solved while you slept, with each…
Makerere University Students Put Under Quarantine After Exposure To Library Book
Makerere University — Warning that the dangerous contaminant could have easily killed someone if the proper precautions had not been taken, students at Uganda's oldest university were reportedly locked in…
Kampala Meat Packers Hires Assassins To Quietly Slaughter Cows In Their Sleep
Industrial Area - Addressing the need to incorporate more humane practices at its facilities, management at Meat Parkers announced Thursday that it had hired assassins to quietly slaughter cows in…
Landlord Informs Tenants He’s Increasing Endless Economic Anxiety By 200K
KAMPALA — Blaming the change on factors like inflation and steep URA taxes that were out of his control, local landlord Byakagaba Andrew reportedly informed his tenants Monday that he…
Trip Organizer Forced To Remove Sober Client From Road Trip Bus
KAMPALA — After management of a road trip around dubbed Uganda 360 escorted a passenger off the trip bus and charged him with orderly conduct, FlySafaris, a travel agent has…
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