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HR admins to approach Election losers for degree verification and background checks on new employees

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Man arrested for failure to handover TV remote to wife after Fifa Worldcup

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Bodaboda arrested for stopping at Zebra crossing

Kampala Road bodaboda cyclist, Kasozi Paul was this morning arrested in the middle of a busy section near Post Office building today for slowing down his…

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Bodaboda Accident Ruled Death By Coronavirus

KAMPALA — Dickson Okellor, a resident of Kireka was tragically killed in…

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Bodaboda cyclists decry poor state of pavements in Kampala.

Bodaboda cyclists are up in arms with city authorities for failure to…

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Relax, I’m Just Here for the Vibes!’ – Ebola virus downplays USA travel advisory

In a groundbreaking and slightly unsettling turn of events, Ebola has granted…

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Electricity fails to go off during heavy rains

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Five batshit things to wake up in the night and worry about

SLEEPING a bit too well at the moment? Here are five mad and pointless questions that are sure to keep you up all night. What if I have a symptomless…

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41 year old Okello David lynched

Okello, from Lachampenino, walked into a Bar and aggressively shouted his order to the waiter, "Please…

HR admins to approach Election losers for degree verification and background checks on new employees

HR managers in Uganda have decided to seek services of election losers for education certificate…

Telecom users allowed to step out during lockdown in search of Network – Government

Kampala: With the curfew and lockdown across the Uganda still in place, Government is repeatedly…

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Pregnancy – Muganda vs Mukiga Woman

Alot has been said about baganda and bakiga women. Baganda have been termed as being…

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Kampala City Potholes Welcome 2023 in Style

As the New Year's Eve celebrations began, the potholes of around Kampala city gathered together…

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How to be a WhatsApp dickhead

RESEARCH shows that most adults now spend 100 per cent of their day titting about on WhatsApp. Here’s how to…

Telecom Customer Care executive fired after solving problem in less than 3 minutes

A customer care executive from a leading Telecom company in Uganda has been fired from her job after she solved…

Army could be called in to rescue falling Ugandan Shilling

Kampala. Latest reports coming from various unreliable corners suggest that the Army has been asked to quickly study economics, finance, forex, markets,…

What if it were a Ugandan Airplane that had disappeared?

The events subsequent would be as follows: 1. The media shall report the news. The government will reject the news…

I am not worth 37bn – Acre of land in Kisenyi speaks out

In a shocking turn of events, an acre of land in Kisenyi, downtown Kampala city…

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Car Alarm Sick Of Being Yelled At For Doing Its Job

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Terrorists organise Exhibition in the Rwenzori after NBS TV error

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HR admins to approach Election losers for degree verification and background checks on new employees

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Kololo Dogs express shock at unhygienic habits of Katwe dogs

The Kampala Urban Dogs Association (KUDA) has expressed shock at media reports suggesting that dogs…

Horrified man discovers going to bed early makes him less tired following day

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Jubilation as potholes celebrate Musisi’s contract renewal

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Man detained for blindly following traffic rules in Kampala

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USA attacks Ministry of Health

The spokesman of Uganda Smokers Association (USA) has strongly condemned what they are calling below the belt tactics by the Ministry of…

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Bats deny destroying Apac health facilities

The Bat community in Northern Uganda, which has been accused of invading several health facilities in Apac District destroying some of the…

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Chaos in down town Kampala after Taxi stops to allow another car go first

Kampala: Business came to a halt last evening in Downtown Kampala near the Taxi park when a passenger taxi suddenly stopped…

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I’ve Been Through Hell! – Mathias Walukagga’s Left Hand Speaks Out

By our very dedicated (and slightly unhinged) reporter, Mpenzi Wamala In a shocking turn of events, the left hand of local politician and musician Mathias Walukagga has come forward to…

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I’ve Been Through Hell! – Mathias Walukagga’s Left Hand Speaks Out

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Criminals Dispute Uganda Police Crime Report

KAMPALA —  Uganda Police Force’s recently released monthly crime report has incensed ccriminals across Uganda…

EC Voter Register Update – Ghost Voters Demand Inclusion: ‘We Have Rights Too!’

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Relax, I’m Just Here for the Vibes!’ – Ebola virus downplays USA travel advisory

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I’ve Been Through Hell! – Mathias Walukagga’s Left Hand Speaks Out

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HR admins to approach Election losers for degree verification and background checks on new employees

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Horrified woman forgets to tell social media she’s had her Covid jab

A WOMAN who has just joined thousands of Ugandans in having her Covid vaccine is mortified she forgot to share…

Ghost voters express disappointment over being left out of new cabinet appointments

Although we are on every government ministry payroll, currently have big numbers in Army, Police and take the biggest percentage…

Tensions run high as wife utters name of ex during love making

Najeera. In a major relationship gaffe, Sharon Namubiru, 29, blurted out the name of her ex-boyfriend last night when she…

Horrified woman forgets to tell social media she’s had her Covid jab

A WOMAN who has just joined thousands of Ugandans in having her Covid vaccine is mortified she forgot to share her special news on social media.

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I’ve Been Through Hell! – Mathias Walukagga’s Left Hand Speaks Out

By our very dedicated (and slightly unhinged) reporter, Mpenzi Wamala In a shocking turn of events, the left hand of local politician and musician Mathias Walukagga has come forward to…

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Criminals Dispute Uganda Police Crime Report

KAMPALA —  Uganda Police Force’s recently released monthly crime report has incensed ccriminals across Uganda who have come forward to dispute the findings, claiming they have been “on their best…

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EC Voter Register Update – Ghost Voters Demand Inclusion: ‘We Have Rights Too!’

In a surprising twist to Uganda’s electoral preparations, a group of self-proclaimed “ghost voters” has come forward to express their frustration at being excluded from the ongoing update of the…

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Relax, I’m Just Here for the Vibes!’ – Ebola virus downplays USA travel advisory

In a groundbreaking and slightly unsettling turn of events, Ebola has granted an exclusive interview to Kiwani Post to address the recent travel advisories issued by the USA and the…

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Corruption distances self from protest march to parliament

In an unprecedented move today, Corruption officially distanced itself from a large-scale protest march headed towards Parliament. Speaking at an exclusive press conference, Mr. Corruption declared that he had "nothing…

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The womaniser’s guide to post-coital etiquette

ARE you a man confused by how much time you should waste after sex cuddling? Chauvinist and self-appointed ‘God’s gift to women’ Wayne Hayes explains.

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Horrified man discovers going to bed early makes him less tired following day

I’d never have guessed I could eradicate my tiredness by not being tired. It still doesn’t make much sense to me but I’d recommend it to anyone.

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Breaking: All Of Uganda’s Problems Solved Overnight While You Were Sleeping

KAMPALA—In a string of overwhelming and unexpected successes, all of the uganda’s problems, from corruption to disease to high costs of living, were reportedly solved while you slept, with each…

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Makerere University Students Put Under Quarantine After Exposure To Library Book

Makerere University — Warning that the dangerous contaminant could have easily killed someone if the proper precautions had not been taken, students at Uganda's oldest university were reportedly locked in…

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Kampala Meat Packers Hires Assassins To Quietly Slaughter Cows In Their Sleep

Industrial Area - Addressing the need to incorporate more humane practices at its facilities, management at Meat Parkers announced Thursday that it had hired assassins to quietly slaughter cows in…

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