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Corruption distances self from protest march to parliament
In an unprecedented move today, Corruption officially distanced itself from a large-scale protest march headed towards Parliament. Speaking…
The womaniser’s guide to post-coital etiquette
ARE you a man confused by how much time you should waste after sex cuddling? Chauvinist and self-appointed…
Horrified man discovers going to bed early makes him less tired following day
I’d never have guessed I could eradicate my tiredness by not being tired. It still doesn’t make much…
Makerere University Students Put Under Quarantine After Exposure To Library Book
Makerere University — Warning that the dangerous contaminant could have easily killed someone if the proper precautions had…
Kampala Meat Packers Hires Assassins To Quietly Slaughter Cows In Their Sleep
Industrial Area - Addressing the need to incorporate more humane practices at its facilities, management at Meat Parkers…
Landlord Informs Tenants He’s Increasing Endless Economic Anxiety By 200K
KAMPALA — Blaming the change on factors like inflation and steep URA taxes that were out of his…
Trip Organizer Forced To Remove Sober Client From Road Trip Bus
KAMPALA — After management of a road trip around dubbed Uganda 360 escorted a passenger off the trip…
Child Putting On Whole Show For Woman Whom Single Dad Will Only Bang Twice
KAMPALA — In a wasted effort to tug at the heartstrings of a woman his father had brought…
Kampala’s Potholes in a state of panic as KCCA Threatens to Fix Them
Kampala potholes have received information that KCCA is planning to fix them soon. This has caused a state…
I am not worth 37bn – Acre of land in Kisenyi speaks out
In a shocking turn of events, an acre of land in Kisenyi, downtown Kampala city has come forward…
Kampala City Potholes Welcome 2023 in Style
As the New Year's Eve celebrations began, the potholes of around Kampala city gathered together to ring in…
Workmates Shocked as Beautiful Girl Turns Out To Be A Workaholic
Initially confused about assigning a role to the new good looking girl, office team members were shocked to…
Safe to take bribes again, conclude corrupt people
After lying low for several months as the mood of the nation was strictly against corruption and fraud,…
Five nightmare wankers you’ll end up sat next to on a Uganda Airlines plane
GOING on holiday aboard Uganda Airlines? Prepare yourself to endure five hours stuck next to one of these…
Tensions run high as wife utters name of ex during love making
Najeera. In a major relationship gaffe, Sharon Namubiru, 29, blurted out the name of her ex-boyfriend last night…