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As Lockdown ends, Churches Having To Remind People To Put On Pants

Kampala — Some churches across the nation have begun reopening, but church officials are running into a problem…

Churches Scramble To Widen Doorways As Sheep Return From Lockdown 50kgs Heavier

Kampala — Several churches in Uganda are being forced to widen their doors so returning customers sheep can…

Coworkers On Zoom Trapped In Infinite Loop Of Telling Each Other ‘Oh Sorry, No, Go Ahead’

Kampala—Coworkers at a local advertising firm CTA Space remained trapped in an infinite loop of telling one another…

Bodaboda Accident Ruled Death By Coronavirus

KAMPALA — Dickson Okellor, a resident of Kireka was tragically killed in a motorcycle accident yesterday. His death…

Family Looks Forward To New Church Solving All Their Problems

KAMPALA — The Mukasa family has had lots of problems at the local church they've attended for the…

Telecom users allowed to step out during lockdown in search of Network – Government

Kampala: With the curfew and lockdown across the Uganda still in place, Government is repeatedly advising non-essential workers…

Researcher asks citizens to go easy on beans after concerns over coronavirus spreading through farts

In yet another announcement related to coronavirus, a local reseracher today asked citizens to avoid eating beans after…

Resident fails to return home after being unable to recognize the empty roads during lockdown

Kampala. A city resident who had gone out to buy milk from across the street was left perplexed after…

Telecom Customer Faints on Finding Internet Data Still Intact After 3 Minutes

A telecom company has created a record of a kind by not eating up a customer’s internet immediately…

Jubilation as potholes celebrate Musisi’s contract renewal

There was jubilation among the pothole community on Tuesday when news landed in the ears of the prestigious…

KCCA sues politicians for blocking city sewer

Kampala politicians,a force that pokes it's nose in every thing in city affairs has thrown normal life out…

Parliament member evicted from whatsapp group

A member of Parliament has been removed from the August House’s WhatsApp group after he posted images of…

Corrupt Policemen announce massive discounts on bribes this festive season

The Uganda Corrupt Police Network (CPN) has announced a 50% off on all bribes this festive season to…

Uganda Police creates Squad to save new year resolutions from being broken

Every year, millions and millions of innocent resolutions die in their infancy. Many unfortunate poor ones don’t even…

Teary-Eyed Money Lenders Proudly Watch As 900M Assets Swear in as MPs

“Its happening! and it’s been absolutely amazing to watch my revenue stream grow right before my eyes,” said…