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Research: This Article Successfully Pads Out Content Quota

KAMPALA — According to a new report released Friday, this article, the one you are currently reading, has successfully padded…

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Pastor Accidentally Punches Self, Knocks Teeth Out While Preaching

Kampala — Gesticulating wildly while preaching on Romans 8:17 Thursday, Pastor John Okello accidentally struck himself in the face with…

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Woman Hopes Husband Listened Closely To Pastor’s Sermon On Self-Righteousness

Ntinda, Kampala — Local woman Namakula Rachel told KiwaniPost on Sunday she hopes her husband Kasozi Andrew listened closely to…

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Rookie Move: Non-Tithe Giver Makes Eye Contact With Church Usher

Kampala - In a costly rookie move for the relatively new churchgoers, local man Odong Robert and his wife Joan…

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As Lockdown ends, Churches Having To Remind People To Put On Pants

Kampala — Some churches across the nation have begun reopening, but church officials are running into a problem as many…

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Churches Scramble To Widen Doorways As Sheep Return From Lockdown 50kgs Heavier

Kampala — Several churches in Uganda are being forced to widen their doors so returning customers sheep can fit through…

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Coworkers On Zoom Trapped In Infinite Loop Of Telling Each Other ‘Oh Sorry, No, Go Ahead’

Kampala—Coworkers at a local advertising firm CTA Space remained trapped in an infinite loop of telling one another “Oh sorry,…

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Bodaboda Accident Ruled Death By Coronavirus

KAMPALA — Dickson Okellor, a resident of Kireka was tragically killed in a motorcycle accident yesterday. His death was quickly…

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Family Looks Forward To New Church Solving All Their Problems

KAMPALA — The Mukasa family has had lots of problems at the local church they've attended for the past five…

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Telecom users allowed to step out during lockdown in search of Network – Government

Kampala: With the curfew and lockdown across the Uganda still in place, Government is repeatedly advising non-essential workers to stay…

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Researcher asks citizens to go easy on beans after concerns over coronavirus spreading through farts

In yet another announcement related to coronavirus, a local reseracher today asked citizens to avoid eating beans after concerns over…

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Resident fails to return home after being unable to recognize the empty roads during lockdown

Kampala. A city resident who had gone out to buy milk from across the street was left perplexed after he failed…

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Telecom Customer Faints on Finding Internet Data Still Intact After 3 Minutes

A telecom company has created a record of a kind by not eating up a customer’s internet immediately after activation.…

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Jubilation as potholes celebrate Musisi’s contract renewal

There was jubilation among the pothole community on Tuesday when news landed in the ears of the prestigious Kampala pothole…

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KCCA sues politicians for blocking city sewer

Kampala politicians,a force that pokes it's nose in every thing in city affairs has thrown normal life out of gear…

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