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Parents Worried They’ll Have To Raise Their Own Children As Schools Shut Down
UGANDA — Parents across the nation have expressed their worry, fear, and shock at having to raise their own children…
Man Who Just Reads News And Social Media All Day Unsure Why He’s So Depressed
NAJEERA, KAMPALA — Local Christian man Jacob Byabakama gets up in the morning and does his daily devotionals on Facebook,…
Car Alarm Sick Of Being Yelled At For Doing Its Job
KAMPALA — Voicing anger over what it described as a severely hostile work environment, a local car alarm announced Monday…
Research: This Article Successfully Pads Out Content Quota
KAMPALA — According to a new report released Friday, this article, the one you are currently reading, has successfully padded…
Pastor Accidentally Punches Self, Knocks Teeth Out While Preaching
Kampala — Gesticulating wildly while preaching on Romans 8:17 Thursday, Pastor John Okello accidentally struck himself in the face with…
Woman Hopes Husband Listened Closely To Pastor’s Sermon On Self-Righteousness
Ntinda, Kampala — Local woman Namakula Rachel told KiwaniPost on Sunday she hopes her husband Kasozi Andrew listened closely to…
Rookie Move: Non-Tithe Giver Makes Eye Contact With Church Usher
Kampala - In a costly rookie move for the relatively new churchgoers, local man Odong Robert and his wife Joan…
As Lockdown ends, Churches Having To Remind People To Put On Pants
Kampala — Some churches across the nation have begun reopening, but church officials are running into a problem as many…
Churches Scramble To Widen Doorways As Sheep Return From Lockdown 50kgs Heavier
Kampala — Several churches in Uganda are being forced to widen their doors so returning customers sheep can fit through…
Coworkers On Zoom Trapped In Infinite Loop Of Telling Each Other ‘Oh Sorry, No, Go Ahead’
Kampala—Coworkers at a local advertising firm CTA Space remained trapped in an infinite loop of telling one another “Oh sorry,…
Bodaboda Accident Ruled Death By Coronavirus
KAMPALA — Dickson Okellor, a resident of Kireka was tragically killed in a motorcycle accident yesterday. His death was quickly…
Family Looks Forward To New Church Solving All Their Problems
KAMPALA — The Mukasa family has had lots of problems at the local church they've attended for the past five…
Telecom users allowed to step out during lockdown in search of Network – Government
Kampala: With the curfew and lockdown across the Uganda still in place, Government is repeatedly advising non-essential workers to stay…
Researcher asks citizens to go easy on beans after concerns over coronavirus spreading through farts
In yet another announcement related to coronavirus, a local reseracher today asked citizens to avoid eating beans after concerns over…
Resident fails to return home after being unable to recognize the empty roads during lockdown
Kampala. A city resident who had gone out to buy milk from across the street was left perplexed after he failed…