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Parliament member evicted from whatsapp group

A member of Parliament has been removed from the August House’s WhatsApp group after he posted images of the latest…

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Corrupt Policemen announce massive discounts on bribes this festive season

The Uganda Corrupt Police Network (CPN) has announced a 50% off on all bribes this festive season to thank all…

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Uganda Police creates Squad to save new year resolutions from being broken

Every year, millions and millions of innocent resolutions die in their infancy. Many unfortunate poor ones don’t even get to…

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Teary-Eyed Money Lenders Proudly Watch As 900M Assets Swear in as MPs

“Its happening! and it’s been absolutely amazing to watch my revenue stream grow right before my eyes,” said smiling loan…

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We’re not intimidated – Corrupt Ugandans tell off President

Kampala - Corrupt Politicians in Uganda vowed yesterday they will not be intimidated by the President and his old new…

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The evolution of Kampala Rapists

A section of rapists in Kampala have come up explain how they came in to existence 1. You pass by a…

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Ghost voters express disappointment over being left out of new cabinet appointments

Although we are on every government ministry payroll, currently have big numbers in Army, Police and take the biggest percentage…

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Wife Bans Live Gossip coverage of Husband’s Defiance Campaign

She says the activities are illegal as they are in clear breach of the Interim family Court Order issued by…

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Passengers encouraged to pray before boarding

In wake of another report highlighting the increase of road accidents in Uganda, Government has decided to encourage passengers to pray…

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HR admins to approach Election losers for degree verification and background checks on new employees

HR managers in Uganda have decided to seek services of election losers for education certificate verifications because they are very…

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Chaos in down town Kampala after Taxi stops to allow another car go first

Kampala: Business came to a halt last evening in Downtown Kampala near the Taxi park when a passenger taxi suddenly stopped…

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Bats deny destroying Apac health facilities

The Bat community in Northern Uganda, which has been accused of invading several health facilities in Apac District destroying some of the…

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Bodaboda cyclists decry poor state of pavements in Kampala.

Bodaboda cyclists are up in arms with city authorities for failure to maintain the verandahs and pavements that they ride…

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Telephone Conversation – Men Vs Women

Telephone conversations can mask alot when on call but it is all let out once the call ends. Telephone Conversation…

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Army could be called in to rescue falling Ugandan Shilling

Kampala. Latest reports coming from various unreliable corners suggest that the Army has been asked to quickly study economics, finance, forex, markets,…

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