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The new Job titles of today’s generation

Finding a decent job in Uganda is quite a hassle and after getting one, some of us need a decent…

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Bed bugs traumatized as NRM MPs fight for bed in Kyankwanzi

A group of four of us were sucking blood from some juicy female MP on bed number 36 and we…

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Every motorist to swear in the name of God before bribing Police

Corrupt Traffic cops in Uganda have decided to seek divine help. Any motorist bribing them will be asked to first…

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Government to generate electricity out of Social Media noise

With zillions of mega-watts of energy being wasted by Ugandans everyday on Social media while outraging on various issues, Government…

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Couple Happily Signs Mortgage Documents They Don’t Understand

Kampala. — Soon-to-be newlyweds Jake Odong and Nalumansi Susan gleefully agreed to owe hundreds of millions of shillings to an…

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Ugandan TV viewers bored of old scams, demand new and interesting ones

With the news in media recently restricted to a few scams by politicians, Ugandans have demanded that there better be some…

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Woman fined for not facebooking during dinner date

Kampala. A 28-year-old woman (name withheld on request to avoid being shunned by men) has been fined by a the…

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Ugandan Men React to national budget

The National Budget has not gone down well with most Ugandans and Ugandan men have come up with the following changes…

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How to turn on a Ugandan woman

Alot has been said on how to turn on women and here is what social media has to say :)…

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Terrorists organise Exhibition in the Rwenzori after NBS TV error

Kabarole -- Thousands of terrorists from different parts of world are expected to tour the rwenzori region after a facebook…

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Man arrested for failure to handover TV remote to wife after Fifa Worldcup

A Ugandan man who had confiscated the TV remote from his wife during the FIFA world Cup 2014 in Brazil…

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Rolex successfully fried on benches of Ministry of Public Service

Two huge rolexes (chapati and eggs) have successfully been fried on the benches warmed by people who frequent the Pensions…

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Rules of my future woman

So you think you got rules? .. check out what this man has in his "rule book" for his wife.…

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Pregnancy – Muganda vs Mukiga Woman

Alot has been said about baganda and bakiga women. Baganda have been termed as being soft and lazy while the…

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The photos can move left and right .. swii swee .. see?

These Uganda Policemen where spotted sometime back looking at a tablet and with the expression on their faces, I am…

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