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Rules of my future woman
So you think you got rules? .. check out what this man has in his "rule book" for his wife.…
Pregnancy – Muganda vs Mukiga Woman
Alot has been said about baganda and bakiga women. Baganda have been termed as being soft and lazy while the…
The photos can move left and right .. swii swee .. see?
These Uganda Policemen where spotted sometime back looking at a tablet and with the expression on their faces, I am…
Parents meet to draft stringent Application form for their daughters
The Uganda Parents Association of Uganda (UPAU) met last Saturday at Tigeress Hotel in Kampala to share ideas on how…
41 year old Okello David lynched
Okello, from Lachampenino, walked into a Bar and aggressively shouted his order to the waiter, "Please give me half a kilo…
The super rich Mukiga man’s fate
This Mukiga man after selling tonnes of Irish potatoes in Kampala, buys a sleek bullet-proof Mercedes Benz and on his way…
What if it were a Ugandan Airplane that had disappeared?
The events subsequent would be as follows: 1. The media shall report the news. The government will reject the news…
NRM and FDC shirts clash inside basin, situation tense
Two t-shirts, a yellow one from the NRM and a blue one from the FDC have clashed in a basin…
Cupid recalls millions of defective Ugandan Women
Heaven. Cupid, the leading global manufacturer of lovers, has decided to recall millions of defective women that were offloaded in…
Telecom Customer Care executive fired after solving problem in less than 3 minutes
A customer care executive from a leading Telecom company in Uganda has been fired from her job after she solved…
Adulterated fuel prices to remain stable – AFC
Kampala - Ugandan Motorists can look forward to not paying a shilling more for adulterated petrol this month, announced the…
We will only dilute milk with mineral water – Milk suppliers declare
Kampala - Faced with low sales and waning public confidence in locally supplied milk, milkmen in Kampala city have declared…
Kampala potholes to be named after Politicians
Kampala. Tired of being accused of not doing enough to rid Kampala city of potholes, the city authorities have unveiled…
You know your mother is Ugandan …
1. You Know Your Mother Is Ugandan if she has a drawer or a place for keeping paper bags after…
Frequent walkouts help Ugandan MPs get in shape
Kampala. Ugandan MPs across the political divide have confirmed that they were losing weight and getting in shape thanks to…