Brian Tumusiime

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Breaking: All Of Uganda’s Problems Solved Overnight While You Were Sleeping

KAMPALA—In a string of overwhelming and unexpected successes, all of the uganda’s problems, from corruption to disease to high costs…

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Wife Sues Husband for not Nagging Her

A local woman has filed a lawsuit against her husband, claiming that he has failed to fulfill his marital duties…

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Man Contracts Syphilis After Licking Dance Pole – Sues Kimansulo Club

Kampala | A 28-year-old man who has contracted syphilis after licking a dance pole has filed a lawsuit against a…

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Elections should run every year – Money Lenders

A group of money lenders has written to the Electoral Commission today and asked them to conduct elections every year instead…

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Electricity fails to go off during heavy rains

In a bizarre development, electricity in and around the city was found on without any load shedding even during heavy…

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Speeding bodaboda cyclist launches into space after hitting pothole

A speeding bodaboda cyclist has been launched into space after hitting a gaping pothole in downtown Kampala

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Oldest Kampala city pothole turns 18

The heart of Kampala has a pothole that happened to have turned 18 years yesterday and a grand birthday party…

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Local Father Pretends To Understand Son’s Math Homework

Kampala — While helping his son with his P4 math homework Monday afternoon, local father Byaruhanga Dickson pretended to understand…

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Bodaboda arrested for stopping at Zebra crossing

Kampala Road bodaboda cyclist, Kasozi Paul was this morning arrested in the middle of a busy section near Post Office building…

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Kampala resident breaks long jump national record while trying to jump over pothole

Kampala: 32 yr old Odong James from Nsambya created history in Uganda yesterday when he broke the almost 50 yr old national long jump…

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KCCA road contractors rejoice as rains resume

When Mr. Ntemela Akange, a senior accountant with KCCA looked down through his office window, he initially thought that a…

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Animals no longer interested in taking part in Protests

Kampala. After being forced by human beings to take part in protests around the city  for various reasons, animals including…

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