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Breaking: All Of Uganda’s Problems Solved Overnight While You Were Sleeping

KAMPALA—In a string of overwhelming and unexpected successes, all of the uganda’s problems, from corruption to disease to high costs…

Kampala Meat Packers Hires Assassins To Quietly Slaughter Cows In Their Sleep

Industrial Area - Addressing the need to incorporate more humane practices at its facilities, management at Meat Parkers announced Thursday…

Landlord Informs Tenants He’s Increasing Endless Economic Anxiety By 200K

KAMPALA — Blaming the change on factors like inflation and steep URA taxes that were out of his control, local…

I am not worth 37bn – Acre of land in Kisenyi speaks out

In a shocking turn of events, an acre of land in Kisenyi, downtown Kampala city has come forward to deny…

Workmates Shocked as Beautiful Girl Turns Out To Be A Workaholic

Initially confused about assigning a role to the new good looking girl, office team members were shocked to the core…

Safe to take bribes again, conclude corrupt people

After lying low for several months as the mood of the nation was strictly against corruption and fraud, the dishonest…

Five nightmare wankers you’ll end up sat next to on a Uganda Airlines plane

GOING on holiday aboard Uganda Airlines? Prepare yourself to endure five hours stuck next to one of these utter arseholes.

Electricity fails to go off during heavy rains

In a bizarre development, electricity in and around the city was found on without any load shedding even during heavy…