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Corrupt Policemen announce massive discounts on bribes this festive season
The Uganda Corrupt Police Network (CPN) has announced a 50% off on all bribes this festive season to thank all their customers for the loyalty and support especially during trying…
Corrupt Policemen announce massive discounts on bribes this festive season
The Uganda Corrupt Police Network (CPN) has announced a 50% off on all bribes this festive season to thank all their customers for the loyalty and support especially during trying…
Safe to take bribes again, conclude corrupt people
After lying low for several months as the mood of the nation…
Corrupt Policemen announce massive discounts on bribes this festive season
The Uganda Corrupt Police Network (CPN) has announced a 50% off on…
Workmates Shocked as Beautiful Girl Turns Out To Be A Workaholic
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Rats in Parliament lose hearing sensation
Kampala. Mulago doctors have found that rats (rodents, not human beings) living…
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