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Landlord Informs Tenants He’s Increasing Endless Economic Anxiety By 200K
KAMPALA — Blaming the change on factors like inflation and steep URA taxes that were out of his control, local landlord Byakagaba Andrew reportedly informed his tenants Monday that he…
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Weekend Office Party Leaves Employee with Stiff Stretched Lips
Okiror kept on smiling at them and laughing at their jokes for five hours continuously, something doctors suspect of having…
Your guide to giving a bullshit business presentation
CALLED upon to give a presentation at work? Here’s how to hit the right note of business bullshit to drive…
Coworkers On Zoom Trapped In Infinite Loop Of Telling Each Other ‘Oh Sorry, No, Go Ahead’
Kampala—Coworkers at a local advertising firm CTA Space remained trapped in an infinite loop of telling one another “Oh sorry,…
Telecom users allowed to step out during lockdown in search of Network – Government
Kampala: With the curfew and lockdown across the Uganda still in place, Government is repeatedly advising non-essential workers to stay…
Telecom Customer Faints on Finding Internet Data Still Intact After 3 Minutes
A telecom company has created a record of a kind by not eating up a customer’s internet immediately after activation.…
Corrupt Policemen announce massive discounts on bribes this festive season
The Uganda Corrupt Police Network (CPN) has announced a 50% off on all bribes this festive season to thank all…
Teary-Eyed Money Lenders Proudly Watch As 900M Assets Swear in as MPs
“Its happening! and it’s been absolutely amazing to watch my revenue stream grow right before my eyes,” said smiling loan…
Army could be called in to rescue falling Ugandan Shilling
Kampala. Latest reports coming from various unreliable corners suggest that the Army has been asked to quickly study economics, finance, forex, markets,…