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Money Lenders Mourn Lost Opportunity to Fund Next Pope’s Election
The disappointment stems from the Vatican’s strict rules on papal elections, which inexplicably forbid bribery, extortion, or last-minute "financial motivation" for votes. This has left Ugandan lenders confused and offended.
Every motorist to swear in the name of God before bribing Police
Corrupt Traffic cops in Uganda have decided to seek divine help. Any motorist bribing them will be asked to first swear in the name of their god that it’s not…
Five nightmare wankers you’ll end up sat next to on a Uganda Airlines plane
GOING on holiday aboard Uganda Airlines? Prepare yourself to endure five hours…
Every motorist to swear in the name of God before bribing Police
Corrupt Traffic cops in Uganda have decided to seek divine help. Any…
Safe to take bribes again, conclude corrupt people
After lying low for several months as the mood of the nation…
Rats in Parliament lose hearing sensation
Kampala. Mulago doctors have found that rats (rodents, not human beings) living…
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