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I’ve Been Through Hell! – Mathias Walukagga’s Left Hand Speaks Out
By our very dedicated (and slightly unhinged) reporter, Mpenzi Wamala In a shocking turn of events, the left hand of local politician and musician Mathias Walukagga has come forward to…
EC Voter Register Update – Ghost Voters Demand Inclusion: ‘We Have Rights Too!’
In a surprising twist to Uganda’s electoral preparations, a group of self-proclaimed “ghost voters” has come forward to express their frustration at being excluded from the ongoing update of the…
HR admins to approach Election losers for degree verification and background checks on new employees
HR managers in Uganda have decided to seek services of election losers…
EC Voter Register Update – Ghost Voters Demand Inclusion: ‘We Have Rights Too!’
In a surprising twist to Uganda’s electoral preparations, a group of self-proclaimed…
Ghost voters express disappointment over being left out of new cabinet appointments
Although we are on every government ministry payroll, currently have big numbers…
Government set to implement “one family, one idiot” policy
Kampala. In the wake of President Museveni branding a section of individuals…
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