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I’ve Been Through Hell! – Mathias Walukagga’s Left Hand Speaks Out
Kiwani Post managed to secure an exclusive interview with the hand, which spoke to us through a series of interpretive gestures and Morse code taps on a nearby table.
EC Voter Register Update – Ghost Voters Demand Inclusion: ‘We Have Rights Too!’
In a surprising twist to Uganda’s electoral preparations, a group of self-proclaimed “ghost voters” has come forward to express their frustration at being excluded from the ongoing update of the…
HR admins to approach Election losers for degree verification and background checks on new employees
HR managers in Uganda have decided to seek services of election losers…
EC Voter Register Update – Ghost Voters Demand Inclusion: ‘We Have Rights Too!’
In a surprising twist to Uganda’s electoral preparations, a group of self-proclaimed…
Ghost voters express disappointment over being left out of new cabinet appointments
Although we are on every government ministry payroll, currently have big numbers…
Government set to implement “one family, one idiot” policy
Kampala. In the wake of President Museveni branding a section of individuals…
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Parliament member evicted from whatsapp group
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We’re not intimidated – Corrupt Ugandans tell off President
Kampala - Corrupt Politicians in Uganda vowed yesterday they will not be intimidated by the President and his old new…
Animals no longer interested in taking part in Protests
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Bed bugs traumatized as NRM MPs fight for bed in Kyankwanzi
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Government to generate electricity out of Social Media noise
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