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Corruption distances self from protest march to parliament
In an unprecedented move today, Corruption officially distanced itself from a large-scale protest march headed towards Parliament. Speaking at an exclusive press conference, Mr. Corruption declared that he had "nothing…
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HR admins to approach Election losers for degree verification and background checks on new employees
HR managers in Uganda have decided to seek services of election losers for education certificate verifications because they are very…
Bed bugs traumatized as NRM MPs fight for bed in Kyankwanzi
A group of four of us were sucking blood from some juicy female MP on bed number 36 and we…
Government to generate electricity out of Social Media noise
With zillions of mega-watts of energy being wasted by Ugandans everyday on Social media while outraging on various issues, Government…
Ugandan TV viewers bored of old scams, demand new and interesting ones
With the news in media recently restricted to a few scams by politicians, UgandansĀ have demanded that there better be some…
NRM and FDC shirts clash inside basin, situation tense
Two t-shirts, a yellow one from the NRM and a blue one from the FDC have clashed in a basin…
Kampala potholes to be named after Politicians
Kampala. Tired of being accused of not doing enough to rid Kampala city of potholes, the city authorities have unveiled…
Frequent walkouts help Ugandan MPs get in shape
Kampala. Ugandan MPs across the political divide have confirmed that they were losing weight and getting in shape thanks to…
Government set to implement āone family, one idiotā policy
Kampala. In the wake of President Museveni branding a section of individuals including Members of Parliament "Idiots and Fools", Uganda…