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Fake Academic Paper Holders Urge Calm Amidst Mass Verification
Kampala, Uganda* – In what can only be described as the least surprising scandal of the decade, Kampala District has been thrown into chaos after an ongoing probe exposed a…
Rookie Move: Non-Tithe Giver Makes Eye Contact With Church Usher
Kampala - In a costly rookie move for the relatively new churchgoers, local man Odong Robert and his wife Joan made prolonged eye contact with the usher at Pass The…
Jubilation as potholes celebrate Musisi’s contract renewal
There was jubilation among the pothole community on Tuesday when news landed…
Rookie Move: Non-Tithe Giver Makes Eye Contact With Church Usher
Kampala - In a costly rookie move for the relatively new churchgoers,…
Speeding bodaboda cyclist launches into space after hitting pothole
A speeding bodaboda cyclist has been launched into space after hitting a…
Oldest Kampala city pothole turns 18
The heart of Kampala has a pothole that happened to have turned…
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Kampala’s Potholes in a state of panic as KCCA Threatens to Fix Them
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Dear Kiwani Post, I am writing to you to let you know that I’ve discovered “holy shit”! I had always…
Parents Worried They’ll Have To Raise Their Own Children As Schools Shut Down
UGANDA — Parents across the nation have expressed their worry, fear, and shock at having to raise their own children…
Car Alarm Sick Of Being Yelled At For Doing Its Job
KAMPALA — Voicing anger over what it described as a severely hostile work environment, a local car alarm announced Monday…
Local Father Pretends To Understand Son’s Math Homework
Kampala — While helping his son with his P4 math homework Monday afternoon, local father Byaruhanga Dickson pretended to understand…
As Lockdown ends, Churches Having To Remind People To Put On Pants
Kampala — Some churches across the nation have begun reopening, but church officials are running into a problem as many…
Churches Scramble To Widen Doorways As Sheep Return From Lockdown 50kgs Heavier
Kampala — Several churches in Uganda are being forced to widen their doors so returning customers sheep can fit through…